I get to the Y and get on a cross-trainer with my text book and headphones and am blissfully working out and learning (I learn/comprehend better when I am in motion - there is a term for it, but I forget) and an older gentleman starts to get on the cross-trainer next to me.
SIGH. Do you NOT know the rules? There are THREE machines to the right of me and FOUR to the left. DUDE, I do not care how charming you are with your "Good Morning!". LEARN THE RULES for gym ettiquette!
However, the rest of my morning has been awesome:
- Boo Boo La la did not fight me getting dressed and got on her own hat, mittens and shoes.
- I got a Grande when I paid for a Tall at Starbucks...mmmm Peppermint Mocha - do not judge I still am only at 1-3 caffiene drinks per week.
- I got a PRIMO parking spot in the ramp.
- A nice lady held the elevator for me.
Last night - oh last night. It was my anniversary you know. NINE YEARS with the T-bone. He had a Union Meeting and since he is the VP he HAD to be there.
I was home alone with the kids and after dinner both the older ones abandoned me and Boo Boo. So, I gave her a bath, we cuddled, played, and I put her in bed.
About 20 minutes later she comes running in and crying...
"Mama, mama, I got my kleenex stuck in my nose."
I pick her up and look - "I do not see anything sweetie."
"It is UP there! "
And points to the spot between her nostril and bridge of her nose...YIKES! What to do?????
I calmly...yes, calmly...lay her flat on the bed tip her head back and ask her for sure, "Which nostril."
She points to the right one and says, "IT HURTS MOMMY!"
I grab the saline at the bedside and spray some up there, sit her up, cover her mouth and left nostril and say...
"BLOW!"
She does and out pops a wad of kleenex this big - No joke!
Hubby came home shortly afterward. I explained the excitement - he said the appropriate "Ewww." to the size of the kleenex wad that landed on my shirt and then we just relaxed.
2 comments:
But how satisfying was that for her!!
Its amazing what we can fit in our nose...I once got a penny up mine;)
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