1 - Since so many of you were so willing to wrestle naked with another member of the same sex for a million dollars, let's say we double it to $2,000,000 and put it on PPV for all to see. Still willing?
I don't believe anyone would PAY to see me wrestle anyone, naked or otherwise, so I would go for it. $2,000,000 and I blow this popstand.
2 - You just found a $100 bill on the ground while walking around your neighborhood. What's your first thought to do with the money?
Buy a lottery ticket, once I have looked around to be sure no one dropped it.
3 - Mother's Day is coming up. (Note to Ian, it WAS yesterday man.) Name one thing you learned from your Mother that you'd like to share.
My mom is pretty super-terrific and kind of bad-ass. I cannot just boil down all the recipes, sewing lessons, life lessons and "how to embarrass your kid" lessons that she taught me over the years. I will share that V-8 Juice makes a pretty awesome vegetable soup base.
4 - We all know that Nickelback, Kiss, Creed, Rush, the Foo Fighers and Axl Rose suck ass, name another band that should be added onto this famed list.
Matchbox 20
and finally...
5 - Have you ever had a zit on your ass?
No. Not that I am aware of...but I don't stare at or fondle my own ass. And if I had you know I would share. Evidence.
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And now...matchbox 20 is stuck in my head. I would have said linkin park. Learn to spell you overpriviledged whiners.
Justin Bieber, Hanson, and pretty much every boy band after New Kids would be on my list!
I think you should begin fondling and staring at your own ass.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how nerdrific am I that I like Matchbox 20? You can tell me the truth, I've known for decades that I'm a dweeb.
Oooh......I totally forgot about all those terrible boy bands! Duhhh!!
My mom completely failed on the sewing lessons. I still give her stuff to sew for me and I'm 30 :)
I feel the need to share: in high school, I had a huge crush on Rob Thomas. I am not joking. =/
I feel the need to share: in high school, I had a huge crush on Rob Thomas. I am not joking. =/
I think the ass/ zit info is better left unknown hahaha. I use V8 for pasta sauce sometimes, then add stuff to it and reduce it. Lazy, but pretty tasty.
My ass doesn't have the same breakout problems that my face does.
Lottery tickets would be a good purchase with that $100.
Bon Jovi
There are 3 definites in life - death, taxes, and Bon Jovi sucks
You SHOULD start fondling your ass..last year I found a tick on mine...you gotta keep an eye on things. ;)
I just cannot agree with that whole list... I love the Foo Fighters.... BUUUUTTTTTT..... The rest of that is a no no....
There is a radio station here that has a "Nickleback Guarantee" they guarantee to not play Nickleback!
Hee hee!
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